complainy lists

Things that are leaking in my apartment:

1. The toilet.
2. The other toilet.
3. The kitchen sink.
4. The sprayer for the kitchen sink.
5. The water cooler.

Things that are broken at the university:

1. The air conditioning.
2. The running water (not really broken, just entirely absent).
3. The window in my office.

Things the cafe didn't have today:

1. The lunch Husband ordered.
2. The drink Husband ordered.
3. The second drink Husband ordered.
4. The third drink Husband ordered.
5. Soap in the bathroom.